It was cramped and beautiful. Yet, I am happy to be out. I would like to thank my real estate agent. This world is HUGE!!! - available in a variety of styles and colors

Ask my dad for my business card

Does your little angel get tons of attention from the ladies? Why not boast about it on this cool onesie - available in a variety of styles and colors

Fairy tales so come true

I am an emotional roller coaster

I am the wake up call

I believe in Make Believe

I don't have to wish I could do it all over again

I don't understand what you're saying

I have ESP - Eat Sleep Poop

I sleep like a baby (meaning I cry all night) - available in a variety of styles and colors

I survived daddy day care

Do you think it's fair that our kids were born into debt? Why not express your disapproval on this fashionable onesie  - available in a variety of styles and colors

I wasn't born yesterday

Don't let people look at your baby as if he / she is naive. Your baby will crawl around proudly in this extra cute onesie - available in a variety of styles and colors

Acquire this stylish onesie for the cute little emotional roller coaster in your life - available in a variety of styles and colors

I'm whats kickin - boy

I'm whats kickin - girl

In rehab for milk addiction

Joy Available

My generation will end poverty

My generation will end poverty

You guys messed things up. Don't worry we'll fix everything. We'll have your back like a really really rewarding burping session - available in a variety of styles and colors

My past life feels like yesterday

Our Space

WMD claims in Iraq turned out to be false. This is the real deal. Support the war on clean clothes with this fun baby t onesie - available in a variety of styles and colors

Scatter Kindness

Smile tic tac toe

To our little angels, milk is a more precious commodity than diamonds - available in a variety of styles and colors

Are stuffed animals ruining your child's life? Click here for help - available in a variety of styles and colors

Dude you still suck on your thumbs?  Are you kidding me? - available in a variety of styles and colors

The dog torturer

The world revolves around me

This shirt doesn't say anything stop wasting your time. Why are you still reading this, what's wrong with you. Peace!

I can not believe how delicious my thumbs are. It's like one of my fingers is made out of candy!! - available in a variety of styles and colors

We were all little kids once

Yield to the Stroller, Strollers have right of way!