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1 womb apartment
It was cramped and beautiful. Yet, I am happy to be out. I would like to thank my real estate agent. This world is HUGE!!! - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
100% natural
our baby was born perfect. Have fun announcing it on this awesome baby shirt - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Adult Napper
WARNING: Does your kid kidnap adults? Grown ups will keep back 500 feet (for their own safety) when they read this funny shirt - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00



All I want is world peace and my bottle
All I want is world peace and my bottle - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Chick Magnet
Does your little angel get tons of attention from the ladies? Why not boast about it on this cool shirt - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
I sleep like a baby (meaning I cry all night)
I sleep like a baby (meaning I cry all night) - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00



I was born owing how much to the government
Do you think it's fair that our kids were born into debt? Why not express your disapproval on this fashionable shirt  - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
I wasn't born yesterday
Don't let people look at your baby as if he / she is naive. Your baby will crawl around proudly in this extra cute t shirt - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
I'm not crying, just expressing my feelings
Acquire this stylish shirt for the cute little emotional roller coaster in your life - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00



My generation will fix this planet
You guys messed things up. Don't worry we'll fix everything. We'll have your back like a really really rewarding burping session - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Napping World Champion
There is no official competition but if there was then I would totally beat your baby. I'm good at napping and I'm not modest. You got something to say? I didn't think so - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Projectile Vomit WMD
WMD claims in Iraq turned out to be false. This is the real deal. Support the war on clean clothes with this fun baby t shirt. - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00



Spilled milk is worth crying over
To our little angels, milk is a more precious commodity than diamonds - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Stuffed Animals are a bad influence on me
Are stuffed animals ruining your child's life? Click here for help - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
Sucking on thumbs was so 6 months ago
Dude you still suck on your thumbs?  Are you kidding me? - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00



Thumbs are yummy
I can not believe how delicious my thumbs are. It's like one of my fingers is made out of candy!! - available in a variety of styles and colors

Price: $16.00
  


 
 

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